mommyxmary:

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

Woah.

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
(via mydemisee)

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

crookedindifference:

I spent the afternoon at the Hunterian Museum in London.

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

thezombiemessia:

carolina-girl:

italktosnakes:

tessaviolet:

ningcomepoop:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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love

seriously the best ever.

This was actually my childhood. 

Wish they had these I high school

I got all the Goosebumps and Horrible Histories books through this.

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

tree-gasm:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob

tree-gasm:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob

svensbridge:

black—lamb:

OMGGGGGGGGGGG